Seriously? That's It Happened Again!!

I believe this is occurring to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity. Perhaps it's time change my habits This can't be real I need a vacation This Is Insane What Just Happened! I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away. People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable! Did You See That?! Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a group of geese came out over a bush. They were flying all over the place, and people were laughing. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys. Is This Really Happening?! It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief. I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a cruel joke. Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself? Can You Believe This?! more info You guys won't believe what just occurred. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to faint! The whole thing was just beyond belief. It's unreal No joke This is going to be a storyI'll tell forever See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next! It's Beyond Me Seriously, what I'm hearing is just unfathomable. I attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way. Perhaps ask someone else for help?